An Open Letter to Carter Dane,
I am a huge fan of your work and ready to be your next boyfriend! You have such a handsome face and an incredible body. As a certified massage therapist, I promise that I would give you the most incredible massage you have ever had (or at least give it my best attempt!). So when the World Wide Web lands this letter into your hands, please know that my hands are ready. LOL!
(LOL! Thought I would have a little fun before the visuals. Enjoy!)